Do I Smell Bacon?

Let's just pretend like last week didn't happen. For the second week in a row, I get to see my beloved Cats lose live. Not so good. Because I am working today I will have to make this one short, but that makes it much more fun for lazy people (that's you Trissel if you still read this).

• Despite the fact that the Hog on the center of Bud Walton looks pretty cool, a pig is a stupid mascot. Let's be serious, the fat from your mascot is used to make gravy. Everyone loves gravy, but it is not too menacing.
• Arkansas has a QB named Dick. That does not bode well for your chances. D-Mac and Felix are not rollin through that door anytime soon.
• Under no circumstances will the football gods allow Kentucky to lose to Steve Spurrier and Bobby Petrino in consecutive weeks. That seriously cannot happen.

So those are the tidbits, but let me leave you with this: last time UK and the Hogs played in Commonwealth I endured a gut-wrenching 7-OT loss at the hands of Matt Jones and his floppy hair. For retribution, the football gods allow the ball to bounce our way every single time and we win by 7 TD's.

GO BIG BLUE!