Sunday, April 8, 2007

My newest Man Crush: Billy Clyde


That's right folks I have a new man crush. To sum up the list it currently consists of Chuck Hayes, Tom Brady, Jack Bauer, and Billy Clyde Gillispie (note the spelling, I have misspelled it in the past and for that, Billy, I apologize.)

  • What a great time in the Bluegrass! Only at Kentucky can you announce that you will have a pep rally for the newly inked men's head basketball at 9 am and have about 2000 people attend that pep rally at 12 pm, during the work week, on Kenneland's opening day. You can say Kentucky fans are imbalanced or demand too much from their coach, but there is NO other program with that type of support.
  • Here at derekaburden.blogspot.com we feel that Billy was a "good" Eddie Munsterbackup plan to Eddie Munster at the beginning of the coaching search. After hearing him speak at the pep rally and ensuing press conference, he was THE choice maybe even above Eddie Munster. That's right, folks, I said THE choice not the backup. Sour grapes you say? I say no. Hear me out here: Eddie would have loved to come to UK and would have had a statue erected in his honor if he could get us back on the right track. BUT, he has already reached the top of the mountain, twice. Maybe he is not as driven as he once was. Maybe that magical class he landed in '04 will never be repeated and he will go back to being a terrible postseason coach as was his reputation previous to the last 2 seasons. I don't know but it is to be considered.
  • There has not been a press conference in which the coach won over the fans and reporters since TCFEBUK (the coach formerly employed by UK) manned the podium. He commanded attention with his personality and "aw shucks" attitude. Questions were answered with clever responses, people were laughing, and most importantly all of big blue nation was buying every word that he was selling. Don't fool yourselves, folks, being a great salesman is one of the top qualities for being a great college basketball coach. No one does it quite like TCFEBUK, and it is something that Tubby Smith struggled with. Here at derekaburden.blogspot.com we believe it is the ultimate reason Tubby Smith was never quite embraced by UK fans. Many claim it was race, but UK fans only see one color when it comes to their head coach: blue. TCFEBUK is a master of the PR game and Tubby was not, let's hope that Billy Clyde's audition is the rule and not the exception during his tenure here at UK.
  • The national media hates UK. I'm not sure why, but there are many people that have been waiting in the weeds assuming we were not going to land Eddie Munster and they have begun to pounce. Maybe it is because of Coach Rupp and his alleged racist past, but no one wants to see UK succeed. Bad news national media: Billy Clyde is here to stay and will not stop until he hangs some banners in Rupp Arena. One of his assistant's at Texas A & M was quoted as saying he wasn't sure where coach lived because he never saw him leave the office. Also, the national media is quick to report that not only did Eddie Munster turn us down, Rick Barnes also did. This is despite the fact that there is NO EVIDENCE TO THIS BEING TRUE. It appears that UK may have asked for permission to talk to Barnes, and Barnes complied, but when it became apparent that Billy Clyde was our man and not Barnes, he pulled his name out. Does that sound like Barnes turned us down to you? I cannot wait for Billy Clyde to shut all these talking heads up.
  • Here are some moments from the press conference/pep rally. When asked what type of player he recruits, Billy said the biggest, fastest, quickest, best shooting, smartest player you can get. If they aren't as tall as you like, you go down a couple of inches. Also when asked about being the second or third choice for the job, Billy replied he was just hoping he was in the top 7 or 8. Also when being introduced Billy Clyde used the word "honored" about 7 or 8 times. In case you haven't figured it out, I love this man.
  • To address Coach Gillispie's previous brushes with the law, let me say this: anyone who gets behind the wheel of a car after drinking is an idiot. It's one of the most irresponsible things a person could do. However, he was never convicted of a DUI in either instance and I am willing to give him a second chance. And coach, if you have too much to drink and need a driver my phone # is: 270-929-2921.
  • Sam Bright, after being asked about Gillispie's hiring said that "I still feel like Eddie Sutton should have been the man. His first time around at UK he was misunderstood and I think he is the most underrated coach in UK history. I think I am going to become a Louisville fan like my father now"

Friday, April 6, 2007

Bill D, Billy G, Pharm D

Well, it sure has been a crazy week around here in the bluegrass state. Got through the latest set of block exams, UK has hired a coach, and the Mr. Pharm D pageant finished without too much of a fiasco. Here's what is on my plate right now.

Who is this man? Hopefully it's the man that will lead UK back to the position where it belongs atop the world of college basketball. Here at derekaburden.blogspot.com we are very pleased with the hire. Earlier it was reported that Mr. Gillespie was out of the running for the job after agreeing in principle to a contract extension with Texas A & M. As it turns out, he delayed signing the contract just in case this situation arose where it would be possible for him to come to UK. Many stories report that Billy G is a man completely obsessed with his job and a great X's and O's guy. Not only that, he is also a tireless recruiter. He was integral in recruiting the big names that lead Illinois to the national championship game against North Carolina in 2005. This guy is truly "married to his job" as his wife divorced him because he obssessed over his job too much.




















  • Who are these two men? I can tell you right now. Public enemies #1 and #2 in Lexington. Rember to wear your helmet next time you roll in to Rupp fellas, beacuse Kentucky fans don't take kindly to being mocked (in Dickie V's case) or strung along and used to get a raise from your employer (in Billy D's case). I used to love Dickie V and his passion for the game of college basketball, but he just went off the deep end on College GameDay. And Billy, no one likes you and when the 'Cats house you in Rupp next year with the next great college basketball coach, you are gonna wish you didn't string Kentucky along.
  • Everyone is excited for the new coach and I will probably be attending the pep rally later in the day, but that is not the only thing going on right now. Last night was the Mr. Pharm D pageant and I was selected as Mr. Congeniality. Overall it was a great time and I just made a big idiot of myself througout the evenin' (what else is new)
  • Lindsay Ivey decided to dedicate her latest blog post entirely to mocking me. You can view it at http://lindsayivey.blogspot.com. Despite what she says, I AM funny, just most of my jokes involve her. Despite being the target of most of my jokes, she still puts up with me most of the time.
  • In case you forgot, no one likes Sam Bright
  • It is reported that Billy Gillespie was option C for UK, T-money would have reported that we hired option E.
  • Sorry about the short post, I've gotta get to the pep rally. Expect another post this weekend.